Positive thought for the day: You should never look down on someone, unless they're giving you head!
The weekend is already over again. Its lousy Monday. Whats up over there? How was your weekend so far? I hope you are still in a good condition to deal with the daily routine again and have some adult fun now and then. Unfortunately without me. Maybe nevertheless any „dirty" ideas how to make this week unforgettable? Its a pity that you are so far away.